Do you act like a hot girl or an ugly
girl? Do ugly girls ever get any boyfriends?
Do ugly people have any value? Should you
fuck ugly girls to improve your game? Should you
keep on being with an ugly girl
when there are no alternatives? Should you
hire ugly people? Are you hot, pretty,
average or ugly? Are ugly girls easy?
Are You Ugly, Cute, Hot, Or Head Turning
Sexy? (girls Only!!!) I am an ugly girl –
does that mean I will never get lucky? I
am an ugly woman. What chance do I have? Why are
the babies in medieval art so ugly?
Why are the emojis so ugly? Why are
the British so ugly? Why do engineers
use big old ugly computers? Why do foreigners
tend to marry women that are ugly?
Why do ugly boys get gorgeous girls?
If an ugly girl marries an ugly boy,
will the children too be ugly? If your child
were to be boring, stupid, or ugly, which one
would you prefer? Why didn’t evolution
get rid of ugly people? Why are ugly
paintings so expensive? Why is LA
so ugly? Why is train seat fabric so ugly?
Why is gravel ugly? Why are models
ugly? Why are feet ugly? What is an ugly
stick? What are ugly tomatoes? What is ugly
crying? Is your current PowerPoint template
ugly? How do ugly people find love?
Twenty-two ugly girls with hot bods. Thirty-
five pretty girls who became fat and ugly.
Five key things that ugly girls know that pretty
ones don’t. There is nothing worse than an ugly
girl who thinks she’s hot. An ugly girl
will usually harbour resentment towards
the hotter friend. No one takes pictures with
or of the ugly girl. No one writes books
about ugly women. Most people in
America are pretty damn ugly.
There’s not one ugly girl in Whistler village.
There are a lot of ugly female athletes.
Teenage girls. Some are really ugly.
Being around ugly women is bad
for your health. Fat girls are ugliest of all.
Ugly prostitutes exist. Here’s why
writers are ugly. The mood is ugly. Your baby
is ugly. I’m ugly, I know it and I have proof.
Two poems derived from using a search engine with ‘ugly’ as the key word, both attempting to hold a pentameter line (very variable feet!). Being slightly hasty / lazy / ignorant, I’ve let WordPress put a lot of space into what should be very squashed-together, breathless lines, but the line breaks are where I want them.
Such richness of material, I might write an Ugly Ghazal as well – but there’s only so much misogyny I can digest in one go, so that might have to wait. Happy Halloween.